Sinful Coldcuts Wooden Cutting Board – Funny Kitchen Decor, Charcuterie Board, Gift for Meat Lovers

$25.00


Add a little wicked humor to your kitchen with this “In This House We Enjoy Sinful Cold Cuts” or "Drinking Wine and Sinful Coldcuts" wooden cutting board! Perfect for the darkly funny foodie, this board is ideal for slicing meats, serving charcuterie, or simply displaying as a statement piece of spooky kitchen decor.

Whether you’re crafting the ultimate grazing board or showing off your love for a good cold cut, this piece makes every meal a little more sinful.

Every board is handmade with care, ensuring unique wood grain patterns and slight variations that make each piece truly one-of-a-kind. While I try my best small imperfections may occur such as tiny bubbles, drips etc and may be unavoidable. Colors may vary slightly depending on your monitor/mobile settings. Measurements are approximate.

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Shipping from United States

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3-5 business days

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Care instructions

Wood Art Care Instructions:
Do Not submerge in water
Clean with a soft cloth, you may dampen cloth if needed

Cutting Board Care Instructions:
Hand wash only
Use a food grade bees wax or cutting board oil / wax to seal the board

Sun Catchers Care Instructions:
Do Not expose Sun catcher to extreme heat
Keep out of rain or water
Clean with dry cloth or duster.


Resin Care: Not food safe.
Not dishwasher safe. Do not submerge.
To clean, wipe with mild soap and water.
Keep away from heat and direct sunlight.
If piece distorts from heat, lay flat in cool area until original shape is restored.
Not for small children or pets as resin is toxic if ingested.
Resin art is handmade and may feature artifacts of the creative process.

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